Random Things Heard at the 2018 CGOA Chain Link Conference
- “You mean sewing?”…..It’s called crochet.
- There are so many different sizes of balls!
- We have like 1 million squirrels.
- Wait, I’m counting, don’t interrupt me.
- Anything works, as long as it works.
- Just jab it through and hope for the best.
- Did you lose that noun?
- No, a tourniquet is a medical procedure.
- His shaft was all wrong. It was super short and it got big right away.
- We’re all just hookers and thieves, but what can you do about it?
- I like it in the V.
- You can do it on me, but you’re not going to get the same effect.
- Because chocolate covered popcorn. Yaaaas!
- Now I’m glad I was forced to eat it.
- You have to twist it and get it on.
- It’s the one with the ribbing.
- You’ve got to feel it first, so you get the right hand.
- We’re going to be doing it in the corner of the room back there.
- The best thing is a friend with a finger
- I do get angry sometimes, but I’ve been told that’s cute too.
See you next year at #ChainLink2019 !
You may also like last year’s post: Random things heard at the 2017 CGOA Chain Link Conference
6 Comments
Julie-Sarah Desjardins
All true.
Tamara
I love these – best after conference post every year!
Pia Thadani
aww thanks! I love writing them because it makes me laugh, remembering all the silliness 🙂
Ellen
Oh my gosh, I can’t stop laughing! Hookers are funny, funny people!
Vashti Braha
These are so relatable whether with context or without.
Pia Thadani
This year a couple of people actually came and gave me quotes for the list, which was super fun because even I have no idea what they were originally about! lol