Random Things Heard at Chain Link 2019

Did you attend Chain Link 2019 in New Hampshire this year? Out of all the conferences I go to each year, Chain Link is hands down my favorite. If you’ve ever been to one, you know how much fun we have when we all get together!

A couple of years ago, I started taking notes of some of the silly, fun, or outlandish things I hear at the conference. My first list was a hit, so I’ve made it an annual tradition.

Out of context, out of order, and maybe just a little out of our minds. Here’s this year’s annual list of random things heard at the 2019 Chain Link Conference!

Shut up, I’m counting.

• I am loud and annoying, everyone knows who I am.

• I made a special snowflake slide. It was 4 in the morning.

• It’s black on black – chill out chick!

Moose, moose, moose, bears!

• Or, you could just become a vampire…

• All you have to do is think about green olives.

• Look! There’s a kangaroo on her bum!

Oh look, I’m a double dk!

• I am surprisingly flexible.

• Put butter on me and call me a sweet potato.

• Honey, I have 400 lb rams who have a lot more attitude.

Please remain seated until we get a pusher

• They just gave us a $500 cooler named after your thing.

• It’s not a deformed tree in a theater, it’s a sad peacock.

• Don’t worry, they still got the marks on the wall.

Well, she found out because I told her…

• I saw a real live mullet at the airport.

• How many people does it take to take a selfie?

You can’t judge a stitch pattern after just three stitches, can you?

• If you could go behind the couch and kick my yarn, that would be neat.

• I promise I’m not going to poke you with this, even though I keep shoving it in your face.

We don’t have good pockets in our pants.

I don’t know if I need 1000 words about gym shorts.

The Llamacorn has spoken.